Monday, June 19, 2017

6 types of girls found in every college.


·       Baby talker – This is probably the girl who hasn’t hit puberty yet. Even after getting into college she gets mad at her friends because they didn’t hug her while saying goodbye until next day. Whenever you meet her you will get a hug and a dose of “How is my baby, did you eat your food?” Words like baby, bae, honey and sweetie are her most common used words. Though she is liked by all yet comes across as a little bit annoying at times. But hey, you know whenever you’re sad her warm hugs are all that’s gonna make you feel alright.



·       I hate it all – She’s the one who is frustrated about her life. She thinks her college sucks and everyone around her is just fake and nonsense. She likes to be alone most of the time and complains about how life is a bitch and she just hates it all. But you know you can always count on her for some real advice.


·       High and numb – I kid you not when I say that I happen to have classmates like these. They don’t really know what’s happening around them nor do they give a fuck about it. They have the capacity to take daily’s bullshit and turn it into smoke although it kills. But the best thing that you like about them is that they are not the ones who judge you nor do they really care about what you have done. If they want talk you, they will talk to you.



·       Pout lover – They just love themselves way too much that they like to take photographs on almost daily basis with their so called “bffs” and can be found on every social media platform from Instagram to snapchat with at least of 500+ posts with god knows how many different kinds of filters. There hashtags are same all the time “my babies, my baes, my cuties and my life”. The duck face and pout is something that they can do in their sleep now (well practice peeps, well practice). For all I know is that if you need a photograph for fun, always head to them because they don’t care as long as your camera quality is good.



·       Ms. know it all – The as usual geeky and studious girl with answers to everything. You know you pray to god that in exams she sits near you so that you can pass. She is the kind of girl who is very busy during exams not studying but answering phone calls of people who are studying. She has probably done her revision for the 5th time by the time you’re thinking to open your book. Your last hope in passing is her and she knows it.


·       The cool bitch – You just hate her, you can’t stand her and the worst part is you don’t even know why? Oh yeah, let me give you a reason because she’s sassy, popular with boys and has good clothing sense. Maybe you’re jealous of her and don’t want to admit it or maybe you think she’s a fake and even then you’re jealous and don’t want to admit it. When you tell others that you can’t even stand that girl and they ask for a reason, you’re numb because even you don’t know it.




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